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Go too far and you might even get suspended from the dating app. Nevertheless, this guy made a cheeky comment that impressed Savannah.

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This one is sweet. Do it right and you'll click with someone who is similarly humble-but-humorous. We hope they are eating cereal, banging shampoo bottles and tapping kegs together.

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I believe you have stolen my heart. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz you turn me on Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! Wanna see if there's a pot of gold at the end of my rainbow?

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They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers. The human race is still alive and well, so presumably it works. You get 7. Don't be afraid to be ridiculous.

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Then you can move on and have a meaningful conversation. The real key is that they encourage a conversation. Finding you is better than finding a pot of gold. What do their photos tell you about their personality?

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There are countries in the world. You admire each other's relative symmetry. But, the real question is, after her cryptic response, linee this ice breaker enough to impress her? Meet amazing people today, WeLoveDates.

We congratulate this guy for his imaginative and holiday-inspired Tinder pick-up line. If they are happy just hooking up, then good for them but our guess is that kids are out of the equation. Hi, my name is…. Personally, we would have probably chosen to u; 1 but his crude joke worked so what do we know about courtship and love?

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Land of the Free fabs0ul on a scale of one to America pic. All we can think about is how long it took him to come up with his one liner. Think Outside the Box Trying my luck with some cheesy linfs openers pic.

Unless your date has just come out of surgery. Tequila gold, that is. Hello are you married?

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Nice to meet you, I'm your name and you are The mourner Some people are really straight-forward. Cuz I think I can feel a connection here.

I would love to gokden you. Of course, we never know if the deed ever happened but his forwardness and artwork sure were enough to make Nicole happy.

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And that's the aim of the game, right? Two-for-One 'Was your mother a beaver? Suave, polite and direct, we give this guy a solid 9.